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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Mysterious Masonic Sword Energy

Mr. Joshua P. Warren (author of "How to Hunt Ghosts : A Practical Guide") was on Coast to Coast earlier this week. It seems he has discovered amazing properties of a Masonic sword in the lodge in Asheville, NC.


Why, it's just jaw dropping. All those ratty old swords from Ohio made by Ames and Pettibone between 1880 and 1930, pffffft. Nothing. But a Chinese Masonic sword from the last 5 years just lights up like a Festivus pole at a Japanese nuke plant.

Mr. Warren has quite the discovery on his hands there.

H/T to Steve Russo.

3 comments:

  1. The reader only flips out when he runs it over the hilt, which is large enough that one could easily hide some small electronic battery operate device inside. Note that when he runs it over the blade, it calms down.

    Or its the super secret Mason energies. :p

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  2. "... a Festivus pole at a Japanese nuke plant." That's solid gold, Chief.

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  3. They might want to check the wiring in that lodge before the brothers start to light up as well.

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